
It has occurred to me (pointlessly and countless number of times) that cooking shows these days are chok-a-block of lads, sex and chic lifestyles. While I enjoy them very much, I feel nostalgic about the good old cooking programmes with the auntie or mak cik solemnly stirring and frying behind a counter in the then "Suria" channel pseudo cooking studio. So here I am on my own, having a delicious American brekkie at good old Coffee Bean's before work and decided to present for my own entertainment, the script for "Mari Memasak Ikan Asam Pedas ISTIMEWA!"
Picture solemn (actually there are some who talk way too much!) mak cik doing her intro....(sorry it's in very very bad Malay. I have maligned the mak cik! Ya ya, I speak Malay with my family members but its how the Peranakans do...with a huge splattering of English! And besides, I took Mandarin for my second language you see, so I should be executed...erm, sorry excused rather!)
Here goes nothing!
*Hari ini kita memasak Ikan Asam Pedas. Tetapi puan puan dan tuan tuan, asam pedas ini bukan biasa punya asam pedas. Asam pedas ini mak cik punya special recipe, recipe ISTIMEWA! Kenapa? Mak cik ada tambar special ingredient....itu lah TONGKAT ALI! Yer lah...nanti pak cik balik makan, kita boleh hot sekali!...*insert a slight cha chan mambo move here! or rather a dangdut bum shake!*
I had a such a nice time chortling over it over my cranberry salad and runny scrambled eggs (the best!) I just had to put it down. For my son's godma Liza and for my mother, at least! She LOVES watching the Malay cookery programmes (I shall blog about it abit another time) even though she's the best cook I know and has all ...I mean ALL the recipes at her fingertips!
Translation of bad Malay below...
(Today we are cooking fish in sour and spicy gravy. But this dish is not the normal and usual Asam Pedas. This Asam Pedas is auntie's own special recipe, the ISTIMEWA recipe! Why is that? Auntie has a special ingredient...tongkat ali. Yes, later when uncle gets home to eat it, we can get hot indeed!)
This post is entirely just for laughs. I get into nonsensical moods like this when I am feeling stressed at work...but more so when its a Friday! Its not meant to be racist or offend anyone.







